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Nike axes swimwear division in wake of Michael Phelps’ speedo

September 23, 2008

NikeNike has announced that it will be purging its elite swimwear division, but denied that it was as a result of the success of competitor Speedo. Speedo’s LZR Racer was the brand of choice of Michael Phelps and was the weenie-bikini of choice of 72 lesser previous world champions. Nike was brusque as it exited through the back door:

“We will not invest in next-generation swim innovation, which is not in line with our stated category growth strategy.”

Boo hoo.

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