Napster, which has slid to a paltry $65 million market cap (about equal to their cash-on-hand), is making it no secret that they are looking to be sold. The problem for them is — who the hell wants to buy it?

Did you even know Napster was still around? Well they are and they just reported that they only lost $4 million dollars last year. Their new business model involves selling legal mp3s that still don’t work with iPods. Woohoo!