As if this is going to save them from massive fuel prices, Delta has announced that it will begin pimping out its boarding passes to advertisers. Maybe if they’d done it when advertising money was flowing, it would be different — for now, though, it’s just a sign of desperation.

If executives from ComAir are wondering why they might be getting fewer sales, it’s probably because their website is fucking broken. Even the people who want to buy tickets from their broke-ass won’t be able to. Oh also, their Delta copyright message is from 2006, and they think the best browser is Internet Explorer 5.5.

Maybe the reason they are having to layoff 520 employees…

Delta-owned ComAir is going to be firing 300 pilots and 220 flight attendants. The axe will fall in September.