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Layoffs

American Airlines prepares to jettison 900 flight attendants

July 2, 2008

Surprise, surprise — American Airlines is firing more flight attendants. A spokesman for the airline gave this stock quote to the press:

“These are difficult, but necessary changes given the unprecedented challenges we face with overcapacity in the industry, skyrocketing fuel prices, and a worsening U.S. economy” - - Tim Wagner

These airline spokespeople never seem to be able to come up with anything original to say. Maybe American Airlines should start firing spokespeople instead of flight attendants.

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  1. July 3 at 11:51 am
    American Airlines revises its layoff plans to 6,500 instead of 900 | Idiot Inc.:

    [...] Yesterday, American Airlines announced that it would be pushing 900 flight attendants out the airlock. Today, however, they clarified this statement and said it would be more like 6,500 that would be thrown overboard. The good news is that they took my advice and are using the exact same [...]

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