The Wall Street Journal celebrates the biggest one-day point gain in U.S. market history.

Wall Street Fighter has a good take on the bad timing of the credit card cheerleading movie Confessions Of A Shopaholic.

Gawker learns about the wrath of Ariana Huffington.

CollegeHumor brings us Columbus’s Internet.

Yahoo Finance reminds us that there are always losers on the best of days.

And finally some green: