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Company Memos

Morgan Stanley memo cancels holiday parties

November 4, 2008

Morgan Stanley LogoMorgan Stanley will be penny-pinching this holiday season by canceling all holiday parties except those paid for by employees themselves. The firm will supposedly be donating the money it would have spent to charities. Maybe they should start with the U.S. Treasury…

Here’s the memo:

“As you know, in terms of the global economy, it now appears that the environment will remain challenging for the foreseeable future. In times like these, as difficult as it may seem for people in our industry, it is the charities and nonprofits that depend explicitly on donations, many from the financial services sector, that will come under the most pressure in the coming months.

To help ease that pressure, we have asked all divisions to forego their Firm-sponsored holiday parties this year and instead help us apply those designated funds toward helping those most in need. Employees who are personally funding their own holiday events are still free to do so; this request is strictly with regard to Firm-sponsored employee events for the holidays.”

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Discussion

  1. November 4 at 2:33 pm
    komputer:

    The only charity that MS will be donating to is the executive bonus pool

  2. November 4 at 2:37 pm
    katy:

    John Mack stole Christmas.

  3. November 11 at 7:18 pm
    The Swiss turn Scrooge: UBS cancels holiday party in memo | Idiot Inc.:

    [...] will be following Morgan Stanley’s lead by canceling their holiday party. The company tries to save face by donating some of the money to charity — perfect timing for [...]

  4. November 12 at 10:10 am
    Morgan Stanley layoffs on the way | Idiot Inc.:

    [...] Payrolls are being reduced, but dealmaking is clearly underway: Morgan’s CFO said the company is planning acquisitions in retail banking. Oh yeah, the holiday party is still off. [...]

  5. November 13 at 3:21 pm
    Morgan Stanley memo about forwarding internal memos; btw they’re reading employees’ email | Idiot Inc.:

    [...] the firm. Surely he’s not talking about little old us — we’ve only posted two memos of [...]

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